Supid mum!

When mum come into the room after showering she said to me:

Aristotels, what are you doing?!

And as an answer I greeted her:

Hi mum!
I see that your done showering!
Se what I have done!
I have marked my lead, my hay sack, your pc cables and the floor, and now I'm looking for food in the trash which I also marked by the way!

I can't understand why she got irritated and said... I just marked all my stuff so that none else would take it, like those scary people living outside our room!

Stupid stupid mum...

She also says that it's about time I got spayed... And I'm going to the vet to be that tomorrow, I'm also going to get a mircochip there! I don't know what all that is but whit names like that it has to be some great tasting food!